Hello world!

This will be my first celeb slap…

I haven’t seen Toni Braxton in a while so I thought of checking her in some celeb sites. And guess what, I was literally "windstruck" seeing her in these pics:

This is a recent pic of Toni B singing with the Il Divo. Yes, Il Divo, that singing group of five gorgeous fags gathered by Simon Cowell (American Idol fame) from all over the world. Uhuh, they’re fags! So no worries about her getting laid after the concert.

Here, Toni’s not trying to do a Marilyn Monroe pose. She is actually struggling hard to hold her dress in place, and to prevent it from being blown away by a typhoon.

She seems to be wearing a flowing mini dress which is very inappropriate in such a concert venue.

And what’s worse is that she wore thongs underneath!

Now show me that groovy black ass, baby!

See the taunting smiles on the faces of those two fags?! *Mwahaha!*

Well, one could just imagine the faces of the moms of those innocent young audience harassed by this gruesome scene! 

Even perverts won’t take a bite on that! Or will they? What (or why) are they called "perverts" for, right?

Lesson(s) learned:

1- Wear nothing underneath your mini dress; 2- Instead of holding your dress from being blown away, just pretend that you’re a ‘diva stripper’.